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  • veroni162003 (05/03/2008)

    这里有”10部电影之最”系列,希望有兴趣的朋友加入本小组一起翻译,链接网址如下:

    10部与史实最相左的电影(本人正在翻译此篇)
    http://movies.yahoo.com/featur...

    好莱坞电影里的汽车秀
    http://movies.yahoo.com/featur...

    地球末日
    (毁灭世界的10大因素)
    http://movies.yahoo.com/featur...

    浪漫喜剧教你恋爱何为何不为?
    http://movies.yahoo.com/featur...

    2008年最值得期待的十部电影
    http://movies.yahoo.com/featur...

    十对最不搭的电影夫妻
    http://movies.yahoo.com/featur...

    10部最佳伴舞电影
    http://movies.yahoo.com/featur...

    建议大家的译文最好将原文的图片也copy进去,这样视觉效果会好写!第一篇我已经在翻译了,希望大家踊跃加入。。。^ ^

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    kimlybridge (05/04/2008)

    我也很喜欢电影的,嘿嘿……我会踊跃参与的!!

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    veroni162003 (05/04/2008)

    感谢kimlybridge的支持,^^

    记得选好了上面的哪一篇在这回帖哦,以便后面的译友不会重译。。。

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    kimlybridge (05/12/2008)

    呵呵……我选了2008年最值得期待的十部电影

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    lotus (05/13/2008)

    可以拿些电影版权来在国内进行翻译和配音,提供一种草根层的电影

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    veroni162003 (05/14/2008)

    lotus 的建议很好,不过最近工作较忙,这两天都没时间来yeeyan,真是不好意思。。。
    我想过一阵子,我会着手搜素这方面的信息。。。

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    kimlybridge (05/14/2008)

    恩,最近我们事情也很多……

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    Mr.right NOW (05/24/2008)

    新人报个到!~ 也喜欢电影
    地球末日
    (毁灭世界的10大因素)
    http://movies.yahoo.com
    初步翻译完毕

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    Mr.right NOW (05/24/2008)

    Earth Day is a time to consider the actions you can take to protect the planet. But you shouldn't forget just what it is you're protecting it from. So here are the greatest threats to our world according to Hollywood, along with tips you can use to prevent a global catastrophe
    世界日你应该考虑应该做什么保护我们这个地球的时候,但是不要忘记我们保护地球什么?
    下面是一些我们需要面对的重大威胁,根据好莱坞的电影来看。,还有一些小贴士让你可以阻止那些全球性的大灾难。


    1. CAUSE: Giant Falling Rocks
    As Seen In: Armageddon & Deep Impact

    Meteors can start falling from the sky at any moment to crush Paris, create tidal waves, and cause a worldwide panic. When this happens, the best thing to do is assemble a rag-tag band of Texas mavericks, put them on the Space Shuttle with a couple of Aerosmith albums, and hope that their horse sense and elbow grease can blow the mamma asteroid into tiny, harmless chunks.

    What You Can Do: Avoid living in cities with easily recognizable landmarks.
    Armageddon |  Deep Impact
    原因1 天外飞石
    参看:彗星撞地球(armageddon)Deep Impact(什么电影?没看过)
    当陨石开始变得随时都将从天上落下来,并撞毁巴黎,掀起海啸,并造成全球恐慌的时候。最好的应对方法就是召集一批德克萨斯州的无政府主义乱民,和航空签名纪念册一起航空塞进太空梭里。把希望寄予他们可以靠着常识和做些体力活就能把一颗小行星炸成些无害的碎片。
    你能什么:不要住在有着明显地标建筑物的城市里(可能会被星星选择性的砸到)

    2. CAUSE: Viral Outbreaks
    As Seen In: 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later & I Am Legend

    Next time the guy in the nearest cubicle sneezes, beware. It might be a common cold, or it could be the start of a vast pandemic -- most likely due to a scientific experiment gone wrong -- that will wipe out most of humanity. Even worse, it could also turn people into brainless, sunlight-averse monsters, leaving survivors no one to talk to but dogs and mannequins.

    What You Can Do: Vitamin C. A lot of Vitamin C.
    28 Days Later |  28 Weeks Later |  I Am Legend
    原因2 病毒大爆发
    参看:28天 以后,28周以后,我是传奇
    当你下次听到旁边屋子有人打喷嚏的时候,要小心了。因为那可能是普通的感冒,也可能是因为科学家研究出问题而引发的大规模的,流行性的,可以灭绝大部分人类病毒。甚至更糟糕的话,把人变成怕光,没有意识的怪物,而幸存者变得没人能交谈而和宠物狗及人偶说话。
    你能做什么:准备 维生素C 大量的维生素C

    3. CAUSE: Satan (and Son)
    As Seen In: End of Days & The Omen

    Theology states that the Devil is the overlord of Hell who tempts humans to stray from the path of righteousness.
    But according to Hollywood, Lucifer is only interested in one thing: fathering more children than Kevin Federline. Adoptive parents of Satan's spawn tend to have terrible accidents, so it is best to leave these biblical matters in the capable hands of Austrian bodybuilders-turned-politicians.

    What You Can Do: Challenge Satan to a fiddle contest.
    原因3 撒旦(和孩子)
    参看:魔鬼末日 征兆
    从神学角度说魔鬼是地狱的主宰并试图引诱人类偏离正义而入迷途。。但是根据好莱坞路西法只在乎一件事情,比凯文 费德林培养更多的孩子。撒旦的手下,作为继父母来说似乎总会遭遇各种各样的事故,所以还是把这些圣经上的事情交给有能力处理的人。奥地利人,健美运动员及日后的政客。(暗指施瓦辛格在魔鬼末日的出演)
    你能做什么:和撒旦挑战拉小提琴

    End of Days |  The Omen (1976) |  The Omen (2006)
    4. CAUSE: Nuts With Nukes
    As Seen In: Dr. Strangelove

    Nuclear bombs in the hands of European madmen bent on world domination will never bring about the end of civilization. We have James Bond to make sure of that. What we have to watch out for is the chance a deranged, fluid-obsessed Army general like Jack D. Ripper will decide to start a war and unknowingly trigger a Russian doomsday machine. And you shouldn't count on an underground facility with 10 females for every male to keep you safe.

    What You Can Do: Drink plenty of bottled, non-fluoridated water.
    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
    原因4 掌握核武的疯子
    参看:核战争狂人
    掌握核武器和有着世界控制欲望的欧洲疯子永远不会对人类造成什么危害了。因为我们有詹姆士邦德。但是还是要小心那疯狂的像 JACK D RIPPER这样的盲流将军决定发动一场战争,又凑巧在不知不觉的情况下触发了俄国的末日机器。这时你就不能靠,给每个男性工作人员配备10个助理的地下机构来照顾你的安全了。
    你能做什么:喝很多的瓶装不加氟的氺

    5. CAUSE: The Dead Rising
    As Seen In: Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of, Day of & Land of the Dead

    If a deceased relative of yours shows up for Sunday dinner hungry for warm brains, then the mortal world may be playing host to Hell's overflow population. The best thing to do in this circumstance is to hole up with a band of disparate strangers in a farmhouse, mall or futuristic high-rise and hope that they finish that new expansion of Hades soon.

    What You Can Do: Practice your aim -- the head is a small target.
    Night of the Living Dead | Day of / Dawn of / Land of the Dead
    原因5:死人复活
    参看:活死人之夜,死人的黎明,死人之日,死人之地
    如果你已故的亲戚突然出现在周日晚宴,而且饥渴于温热的大脑的时候。哪么整个人类世界都因为地狱人口过剩而要招待这些不速之客了。这种情况下,最好和一堆走投无路的陌生人躲在一个农场,商场,或者未来风格的高楼里,希望阴间的新的扩张能尽快结束。
    你能做什么:练习瞄准----脑袋是个很小的目标
    6. CAUSE: Greenhouse Gasses
    As Seen In: Waterworld & The Day
    After Tomorrow

    Every day your neighbor's SUV is spewing carbon dioxide and other pollutants into the air, trapping the sun's radiation and heating up the atmosphere. This may result in either a) the polar ice caps melt, forcing mankind to live on boats with Kevin Costner or b) the gulf stream stops, turning New York City into an enormous icecube. Either way, it's your neighbor's fault.

    What You Can Do: Reduce your carbon footprint. Beat up your neighbor.
    Waterworld |  The Day After Tomorrow
    原因6温室效应瓦斯
    参看:未来氺世界, 后天
    每天你邻居的SUV都向大气中排放大量的二氧化碳和其他的污染气体,吸收太阳辐射并使大气层升温。这要么会a)造成南北极冰盖融化,让人类以后只能和凯文卡斯塔一样住在船上,b)要么洋流会停止,把纽约变成大冰块。无论怎样,都是你邻居的错。
    你能做什么:减少你的二氧化碳排量。揍你的邻居

    7. CAUSE: Alien Bureaucracy
    As Seen In: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    Alien invaders will never succeed in taking over the Earth. They will always be stopped by microbes, Macintosh computers or glasses of water. Alien pencil pushers like the Vogons, however, will stop at nothing to decimate the planet to clear the way for a hyperspace expressway. So while resistance to their mindlessly bureaucratic ways may be futile, getting blown up is still preferable to listening to their poetry.

    What You Can Do: Lodge a formal complaint at the local intergalactic planning office on Alpha Centuri.
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    原因7外星官僚主义
    参看:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    外星人入侵永远不会占领地球。他们总是被微生物,MAC电脑,或者一杯水打败。像Vogons,一样的外星工作人员为了建成多维空间高速公路摧毁一些行星并不算什么。所以反抗他们官僚主义左派是不会有什么用的。哪怕被炸掉,也比听他们的长篇大论强。
    你能做什么:对当地银河系规划署体术正式的抗议on Alpha Centuri.
    8. CAUSE: Angry Robots
    As Seen In: The Terminator &
    The Matrix Trilogies

    Nothing says human obsolescence like an army of ruthlessly efficient, sentient robots. Sure, now it's impressive when you only have to say a person's name to get your cell phone to dial them, or when TiVo records "Seinfeld" for you without having to ask. Soon enough, though, computers will become so smart they will surely rebel against all living beings. And do we really want to entrust the future of our species to Keanu Reeves?

    What You Can Do: Watch your iPhone to see if does anything suspicious.
    Terminator / 2 / 3 |  The Matrix / 2 / 3
    原因8 愤怒的机器人
    参看 终结者 骇客帝国三部曲
    没有什么能证明,人类会退化到冷酷 高效 意识灵敏的机器人军队的。当然,当你只用说出名字就能拨通一个人电话的时候还是很震撼的,当然还有电视在没有询问你的情况下自动录制"Seinfeld。不久电脑就会变得很聪明并且会发动针对一切生命体的叛乱。那我们真的要将种群的未来寄托在Keanu Reeves身上么?
    你能做什么:观察你的IPHONE看它有没有什么可疑行为。

    9. CAUSE: Angry Monkeys
    As Seen In: Planet of the Apes Series

    Humanity may have been to blame for the apes rising up and the disaster that turned the Statue of Liberty into beach- front property. Still, after the hairier varieties became the dominant primates on Earth, did they have to be such jerks about it? They wiped out our species to the point of extinction, keeping a few survivors locked up in cages to be examined and taunted. How heartless do you need to be to do such things to creatures who share 99% of your DNA?

    What You Can Do: Stand up for yourself and the whole human race. If a chimp at the zoo flings feces at you, throw some right back.
    Planet of the Apes (1968) |  Planet of the Apes (2001)
    原因9 愤怒的猴子
    参看:人猿星球系列
    仁慈可能会被埋怨为人猿崛起的罪魁,甚至将自由与女神像变成沙滩上道具灾难的元凶。在多毛的变种猴子成为地球住在的时候,难道他们真需要哪么过分么?他们把人类逼向灭绝的边缘,只留下少许算在笼子里做研究和嘲弄。对与一个有着99%相通基因的物种怎么可以这么狠心呢?
    你能做什么?审视你自己和整个人类。如果一只动物园里的黑猩猩拿便便扔你,你也找东西扔他。

    10. CAUSE: Angry Bunnies
    As Seen In: Night of the Lepus

    When extinction comes for humankind, it will be with nasty, big, pointy teeth. That's right, giant carnivorous rabbits -- the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents the Earth ever known. Grown to the size of houses by medical researchers playing God, they replaced their hunger for veggies with a mad craving for live flesh. As they go forth and multiply (like rabbits, obviously), they will eat your cows, your pet dog, and will most assuredly eat you. Their feet don't seem so lucky now, do they?

    What You Can Do: Nothing. The bunny-pocalypse is inevitable.
    Night of the Lepus
    原因10 愤怒的兔子
    参看:天兔星之夜
    当人类面对灭绝的危机的时候一定是在面对,肮脏的,锋利的大牙齿。没错,人类所知道的最肮脏,残忍,坏脾气的啮齿类动物,巨型食肉兔子。因为疯狂医疗研究扮演上帝的角色,造出了这种长的和房子一般大小兔子,更糟糕的是将他们的素食的渴望变成了对鲜肉的热衷。当他们不断的迁移繁殖(很明显,就像兔子一样),他们会吃掉牛,你的宠物狗,而且很肯定的会吃掉你。他们的脚现在不会很幸运了,对吧。(lucky rabbit foot 是俚语走运)

    你能做什么:兔子pocalypse是不可避免的

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    Mr.right NOW (05/24/2008)

    有些地方翻译的肯定会有些分歧,还有语句不通表达不明等。第一次翻译谅解下了,有些美式幽默也不能很好的理解。希望大家能指出参考,谢谢 (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……

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    veroni162003 (05/27/2008)

    hi,团,你可以把文章贴到yeeyan发表,然后大家就可以看到了。。。

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    veroni162003 (05/27/2008)

    10部与史实最相左的电影
    已经翻译完了,大家可以去看看http://www.yeeyan.com/articles...

    另外,我要领走“10部最佳伴舞电影 ”了。。。

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    雷声大雨点大 (05/28/2008)

    veroni162003和参与译友:

    感谢发起这个有趣、有意义的项目。如果愿意,可以在译言pro上建个项目进行协作翻译:

    http://pro.yeeyan.com

    可以参考《时代封面》项目。

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    veroni162003 (05/28/2008)

    谢谢雷大的建议,我本来是想放在wiki里的,不过因为想偷点懒,呵,就没有花时间去做。。。我想抽空还是放下吧。。。

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    扬璟 (07/17/2008)

    新人报道^O^

    在译言的第一篇就选择自己比较熟悉的电影吧,我领走“浪漫喜剧教你恋爱何为何不为?”了。。。

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